![]() Oh will you just stop moving around? You’re gonna make my muscles all tired and sore! Quit squirming, Rhys! I don’t want scars all over my new flesh suit! Oh for- What do you think you’re doing, Rhys?! Get back here! Oh, you are dead meat, kid! Don’t worry kid, this won’t hurt a bit… it’s gonna hurt a lot. ![]() You know what, that’s… that’s my bad, that’s on me. Jack: Oh… for- I forgot the frigging chair had wheels. Jack: In a few hours, I’m gonna be inside every nook and cranny of every system on this space station. A mace comes out and Rhys screams and shakes in his chair, realizing that the chair has wheels. Weapons come out of the desk, including a surgical saw and a laser. Jack: Now you get it, cupcake? Okay… here we go! Let’s get this scary robot skeleton inside of you! It cuts to a hallway with two Hyperion employees. It cuts to the prison level with Sasha and Gortys. Jack: AI’ve transferred my consciousness into the computer systems of the base. Rhys: You’re stuck in my head, Jack! Our minds are connected! If I die, YOU die, remember?! But like I said, we work SO well together! Your body! My brain! We’ll change the freaking universe, baby! And the best part is… Rhysie, baby - YOU’RE gonna be the first recipient! Eh? Now, I know, metal skeleton forcing its way into your body - er, scary idea. Within a few months, Hyperion would have the smartest, best looking fighting force in the universe. Jackified! Successfully wipe out a bandit camp? You turn the corpses into MORE JACKS. Jack: Freaking awesome, right? I mean, Hyperion troops die in battle? Grab the corpse, shove an endoskeleton into it, BOOM, another Jack! Some asshole gives you lip? BOOM. Rhys reaches out to touch the endoskeleton. We make a shitload of these endoskeletons, we put ‘em into the corpses of the bandits we kill, and then we upload my AI into ALL of them! ![]() But since I’m dead anyway, I had a WAY cooler idea. ![]() Jack: Alright now, the one problem was how to get the endoskeleton into my body without killing me first. ![]()
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